At Least It's A Prime Number?

Best things about my birthday:

1) The parentals showed up to surprise me.
2) I celebrated with people I actually like (not a yearly occurrence, trust me.)
3) It's a prime number (Someone keeps insisting this is "cool")
4) 60+ people sang to me and remembered my name during the "...happy birthday dear so-and-so" part of the song.
5) Free tequila/sombreros at my favorite Mexican place. Need I say more?
6) Guitar Hero!


Worst things about my birthday:

1) Marco's expired visa. :(
2) I left my birthday cake on the bottom of the cart in the grocery store parking lot and had to speed back to save it from certain doom after seeing Lex mouth "oh fuck" in slow motion when we got home.
3) I'm old.
4) Some asshole rammed his truck into my little car as he was backing up to snatch the last parking space at school. (HELLO!? REAR VIEW MIRROR?!).
5) I think my uterus wants to have "the talk."
6) First birthday in almost 10 years without an email/photos from Raf.


Advice, anyone?

Dating Is Like Piranhas?

San: Maybe you should go on eHarmony
Lex: No way in hell. That's a religious dating site.
San: No it's not, it was just founded by religious people. It's not like you're logging onto the LDS dating site (do they have one of those?)
Lex: I don't know...what happens after you fill out the survey? They send you your matches?
San: I have no idea. They rejected my application three years ago.
Lex: What?! Why?
San: *Shrug* I dunno - something about "too complicated"
Lex: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
San: Shut up...
Lex: Alright, I'll check it out. But not eHarmony.


Three days later:

San: Did you put your profile up?
Lex: Yeah. I tried to be as open-minded as possible. You know, girls 18+ within 250 miles - but no proselytizing freaks! I draw the line at indoctrination.
San: What about other freaks?
Lex: That's fine. Except the vampires. I don't want some girl with fangs looming over me in the middle of the night.
San: ....and? Any matches?
Lex: Oh my God! It's been ONE DAY. You're ridiculous.


The following week:

Lex: We've got a problem
San: What is it?
Lex: All of my matches are really young and slutty.
San: So?
Lex: They're 19! And aggressive as hell! It makes me feel like a dirty old man.
San: You're only 26. Let me see them.
San: ......errr....you may have a point.
Lex: *Sigh* Dating is like piranhas.